Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk

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1. MrApersonfromhere
   October 19, 2010
   3:06 am

   best news show ever. i don’t care that’s its fake
2. valkiris
   October 19, 2010
   4:02 am

   “12 Killed… but in Sri Lanka” LOLOLOL!!!!
3. DeadWhiteButterflies
   October 19, 2010
   4:13 am

   I love how the pie chart says “trying to find car” and “sex in bathroom stall” XD
4. BuzzcutsFTW
   October 19, 2010
   4:29 am

   “Whiskey in lunch rooms” rofl bad
5. wildbloodydragon
   October 19, 2010
   4:38 am

   @redmunkee Guess not everyone knows you’re being sarcastic when your sentence contains no words.
6. pokerstud001
   October 19, 2010
   5:36 am

   @MalcolmSmedlestian I usually watch the videos twice, once for the main content and second for the ticker
7. VitaNuovaRevolution
   October 19, 2010
   6:12 am

   Oh, my area knew this years ago. They served whiskey at my elementary school.
   (lolol)
8. 5055672439
   October 19, 2010
   6:19 am

   What the f david blane
9. gnrchile
   October 19, 2010
   6:44 am

   “12 people killed…..but in Sri Lanka” made me lol. So bad, so funny
10. AdventureTimeTy
    October 19, 2010
    7:17 am

    I wonder what kind of drinks America gives their olympic athletes, since they OWN every other country.

    How much vodka did the Dream Team have to drink for training!? lol
11. haworthluke
    October 19, 2010
    8:07 am

    this is the only genuine report to come from the onion ever!!!
12. VUTFC
    October 19, 2010
    8:25 am

    AA has 26 accounts
13. edward892
    October 19, 2010
    8:26 am

    I lift 12 pounds every time I’m drunk and have to pee.
14. hahahahahahahaha9087
    October 19, 2010
    8:31 am

    @Ygernesfeld LOL
15. theglennturner
    October 19, 2010
    9:08 am

    @MalcolmSmedlestian
    I do a second watch with the sound muted to do so – but this time, they cut off with “FBI Report V-” I need to know – What did the FBI Report?
16. Groudie101
    October 19, 2010
    9:40 am

    This time the onion is 100% correct
17. EinDose
    October 19, 2010
    10:01 am

    @MalcolmSmedlestian I actually watch these videos twice in a row, just to read the headlines.
18. redmunkee
    October 19, 2010
    10:55 am

    @joakim08050805 Because you fail at sarcasm?
19. redmunkee
    October 19, 2010
    11:39 am

    @wildbloodydragon Guess some people haven’t heard of sarcasm.
20. oldman1898
    October 19, 2010
    11:47 am

    @lilylittles same here
21. subforsubx
    October 19, 2010
    11:51 am

    the sad part is that its true with me. Im 21 and i go bar to bar with my bike
22. Darkliner22
    October 19, 2010
    12:45 pm

    Walking to someones house to smoke some pot
23. BoxNinjaProductions
    October 19, 2010
    12:54 pm

    hahaha. i’d believe that.
24. MEGABOINK65
    October 19, 2010
    1:51 pm

    @MalcolmSmedlestian ( headlines at the bottom )funny you said that, i didn’t even bother to read it till you mention it. lol funny
25. maalblade
    October 19, 2010
    2:35 pm

    Thats bullshit, have you ever seen a hobo struggle to push his shopping cart of trash? no! they’re buff as hell.